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Post by Scott Mastro Sun May 19, 2013 10:22 pm

I keep hearing about these Wikipedia/audiobook wannabes called "books". Pretty much they are made out of paper, and you read them. Unlike Forum Topics, they have lots of words and no spelling errors. I picked one up at my local Liquor Store called "Puberty: How to deal." Like this book, all of them are usually inappropriate. I also read "Fifty Shades of horny mothers". It's the same concept.
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Post by Balrog Sun May 19, 2013 10:23 pm

I preferred 50 Shades of Red. You know, that story about that guy who stopped that crazy scientist and his robot Metroids from taking over his world, saved an alien, and got a home run with her?
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Post by Scott Mastro Sun May 19, 2013 10:25 pm

Balrog wrote:I preferred 50 Shades of Red. You know, that story about that guy who stopped that crazy scientist and his robot Metroids from taking over his world, saved an alien, and got a home run with her?
tats my fave man.
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Post by Balrog Sun May 19, 2013 10:26 pm

Scott Mastro (AKA Noob) wrote:
Balrog wrote:I preferred 50 Shades of Red. You know, that story about that guy who stopped that crazy scientist and his robot Metroids from taking over his world, saved an alien, and got a home run with her?
tats my fave man.

It's my favorite action/comedy/porn novel ever.

And it's only $14.99!
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Post by Scott Mastro Sun May 19, 2013 10:30 pm

Balrog wrote:
Scott Mastro (AKA Noob) wrote:
Balrog wrote:I preferred 50 Shades of Red. You know, that story about that guy who stopped that crazy scientist and his robot Metroids from taking over his world, saved an alien, and got a home run with her?
tats my fave man.

It's my favorite action/comedy/porn novel ever.

And it's only $14.99!
I managed to read the entire book in .27 seconds(Yahoo takes forever to load crap about Miley Cyrus giving a BJ to some random guy in a BJ's Parking lot). It was good, remember the part where the man fondled the Norwegian teenage witches dogs friend the squirrel in the tree behind the McDonalds where the Employees throw up after eating 1lb of Chicken McNuggets? That was my favourite part.
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Post by Balrog Sun May 19, 2013 10:34 pm

Scott Mastro (AKA Noob) wrote:
Balrog wrote:
Scott Mastro (AKA Noob) wrote:
Balrog wrote:I preferred 50 Shades of Red. You know, that story about that guy who stopped that crazy scientist and his robot Metroids from taking over his world, saved an alien, and got a home run with her?
tats my fave man.

It's my favorite action/comedy/porn novel ever.

And it's only $14.99!
I managed to read the entire book in .27 seconds(Yahoo takes forever to load crap about Miley Cyrus giving a BJ to some random guy in a BJ's Parking lot). It was good, remember the part where the man fondled the Norwegian teenage witches dogs friend the squirrel in the tree behind the McDonalds where the Employees throw up after eating 1lb of Chicken McNuggets? That was my favourite part.

I liked the part where he shot a plasma pellet right into Dr. Cyrus's stupid face.
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Post by Scott Mastro Sun May 19, 2013 10:36 pm

Balrog wrote:
Scott Mastro (AKA Noob) wrote:
Balrog wrote:
Scott Mastro (AKA Noob) wrote:
Balrog wrote:I preferred 50 Shades of Red. You know, that story about that guy who stopped that crazy scientist and his robot Metroids from taking over his world, saved an alien, and got a home run with her?
tats my fave man.

It's my favorite action/comedy/porn novel ever.

And it's only $14.99!
I managed to read the entire book in .27 seconds(Yahoo takes forever to load crap about Miley Cyrus giving a BJ to some random guy in a BJ's Parking lot). It was good, remember the part where the man fondled the Norwegian teenage witches dogs friend the squirrel in the tree behind the McDonalds where the Employees throw up after eating 1lb of Chicken McNuggets? That was my favourite part.

I liked the part where he shot a plasma pellet right into Dr. Cyrus's stupid face.
With his Boobs right?!
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Post by Balrog Sun May 19, 2013 10:38 pm

Scott Mastro (AKA Noob) wrote:
Balrog wrote:
Scott Mastro (AKA Noob) wrote:
Balrog wrote:
Scott Mastro (AKA Noob) wrote:
Balrog wrote:I preferred 50 Shades of Red. You know, that story about that guy who stopped that crazy scientist and his robot Metroids from taking over his world, saved an alien, and got a home run with her?
tats my fave man.

It's my favorite action/comedy/porn novel ever.

And it's only $14.99!
I managed to read the entire book in .27 seconds(Yahoo takes forever to load crap about Miley Cyrus giving a BJ to some random guy in a BJ's Parking lot). It was good, remember the part where the man fondled the Norwegian teenage witches dogs friend the squirrel in the tree behind the McDonalds where the Employees throw up after eating 1lb of Chicken McNuggets? That was my favourite part.

I liked the part where he shot a plasma pellet right into Dr. Cyrus's stupid face.
With his Boobs right?!

No, you're thinking of Morgan Freeman Saves Mushie Land where he slaps The Entity in the side with his manboobs.
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Post by Scott Mastro Sun May 19, 2013 10:57 pm

Balrog wrote:
Scott Mastro (AKA Noob) wrote:
Balrog wrote:
Scott Mastro (AKA Noob) wrote:
Balrog wrote:
Scott Mastro (AKA Noob) wrote:
Balrog wrote:I preferred 50 Shades of Red. You know, that story about that guy who stopped that crazy scientist and his robot Metroids from taking over his world, saved an alien, and got a home run with her?
tats my fave man.

It's my favorite action/comedy/porn novel ever.

And it's only $14.99!
I managed to read the entire book in .27 seconds(Yahoo takes forever to load crap about Miley Cyrus giving a BJ to some random guy in a BJ's Parking lot). It was good, remember the part where the man fondled the Norwegian teenage witches dogs friend the squirrel in the tree behind the McDonalds where the Employees throw up after eating 1lb of Chicken McNuggets? That was my favourite part.

I liked the part where he shot a plasma pellet right into Dr. Cyrus's stupid face.
With his Boobs right?!

No, you're thinking of Morgan Freeman Saves Mushie Land where he slaps The Entity in the side with his manboobs.
I skipped that part, when I saw Morgan I threw the book out the window and cried.
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Post by Balrog Mon May 20, 2013 4:27 pm

Scott Mastro (AKA Noob) wrote:
Balrog wrote:
Scott Mastro (AKA Noob) wrote:
Balrog wrote:
Scott Mastro (AKA Noob) wrote:
Balrog wrote:
Scott Mastro (AKA Noob) wrote:
Balrog wrote:I preferred 50 Shades of Red. You know, that story about that guy who stopped that crazy scientist and his robot Metroids from taking over his world, saved an alien, and got a home run with her?
tats my fave man.

It's my favorite action/comedy/porn novel ever.

And it's only $14.99!
I managed to read the entire book in .27 seconds(Yahoo takes forever to load crap about Miley Cyrus giving a BJ to some random guy in a BJ's Parking lot). It was good, remember the part where the man fondled the Norwegian teenage witches dogs friend the squirrel in the tree behind the McDonalds where the Employees throw up after eating 1lb of Chicken McNuggets? That was my favourite part.

I liked the part where he shot a plasma pellet right into Dr. Cyrus's stupid face.
With his Boobs right?!

No, you're thinking of Morgan Freeman Saves Mushie Land where he slaps The Entity in the side with his manboobs.
I skipped that part, when I saw Morgan I threw the book out the window and cried.

Aw, but MFSML was a good book.

Anyway, back to 50 Shades of Red.
I liked the part where the hero beat Tarma at a toe-wrestling match, won a shiny new weapon, and flew into Dr. Cyrus's space station on Nigel Burke's magical Heavy Robot.
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Post by Hansky Mon May 20, 2013 5:21 pm

books r evil!
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Post by ZiekTheKhajiit Mon May 20, 2013 6:34 pm

Books are non-interactive adventure games.
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Post by Scott Mastro Mon May 20, 2013 10:18 pm

Books are the devil.
GO VIDEOGAMES!~
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