guys help my grandmother just touched my penis

so i was sitting on the couch and my mom just started leaning on me. i didn't think it was too weird, but then she started touching my leg, moving up every few minutes. then, she touched my wiener until it was hard. now she's trying to take my pants off. i said i had to go to the bathroom and now im typing this on my ipod. help!

tell her to bite the pillow

bend the bitch over

stop the blood from going to your penis

hopefully it'll fall off just in time

Get her a dildo

Go in dry