Wish granted, but...

It's simple. One person wishes for something, and the next poster has to throw in a cruel (or just plain funny) twist of fate to their wish, then they make a wish, and so forth.

Like this:


I'll start us off with...

I wish I had a Pikmin.

Wish granted, but it ripped your heart out and ate it

I wish this wish cannot be corrupted

Wish granted, but it got a face full of Corrupt Seeds.
I wish this forum was more active.

Wish granted, but it becomes full of annoyances

I wish that Candlejack won't kidna

Wish granted, but Candle Jack got distracted by an episode of F-Troop.
I wish I had a Spur from Cave Story.

wish granted, but you said candlejack so you got kidnapped by hi

Wish granted, but her ass was too tight and you died of a sudden Thwomp.
I wish I had an Energy Tank.

wish granted but you became a FAGGOT
i wish for nothing

wish granted, but you got me <3

i wish for a divorce

wish granted, but you become a chronic underachiever and you die in poverty, alone and sad

I wish to become the Emperor of Earth

Mister Mushroom wrote:wish granted, but you got me <3

i wish for a divorce

DAMMIT MELDO

Your wife takes everything in the divorce

I wish to become Emperor of Earth

Wish granted, but Dr. Wily overthrows you.
I wish Mister Mushroom was actually adequately prepared to enter the nameless female.

I wish I had six arms.

wish granted but all of them are cut off
I wish I had a cake

Wish granted, but Misery stole it.
I wish I was wearing Curly Brace on my head.

Wish granted, but it breaks instantly.

I wish i knew how to change my avatar.

Wish granted, but the option is locked

Wish granted, but Pinky wasn't pondering what you were pondering.
I wish Pinky would get off his mousey ass and help me take over the world.

Wish granted,but pinky back-stabbed you and ruled on his own.

I with I had every South Korean swimsuit model at my disposal.

Wish granted, but it turned out that they were cannibals and they eat you alive. I wish more women wore purple panties.

Wish granted, but the purple panties turned green and rotted away.
I wish that Don't Starve had a multiplayer mode.

Wish granted, but you have to pay for an $89 online pass to play.
I wish women had bigger tits.

Wish granted, but there were no more women.
You just doomed the human race.
GOOD JOB, SHITBAG!

I wish for a bottle of mustard so that I can eat a bunch of Sentry Busters.

Wish granted, but the mustard was actually thick piss
I wish for Minecraft to die out.

Wish granted, but now ROBLOX has became mainstream.
I wish for a bottle of lotion.