the reason world war II started

so the penguins down in antarctica were waddling around
when their leader, tux decided to ignite a war
so he took a man named Adolf Hitler and made him in charge of Germany
and the rest is history

No, that's not how it happened at all.

Hitler built a time machine, found out Mitt Romney was secretly Jewish, and preformed the Holocaust to try to kill Romney's ancestors.

Balrog wrote:No, that's not how it happened at all.

Hitler built a time machine, found out Mitt Romney was secretly Jewish, and preformed the Holocaust to try to kill Romney's ancestors.

What's funny is that Romney is a baby boomer and a direct result of the Allies winning WWII.

Mister Mushroom wrote:

Balrog wrote:No, that's not how it happened at all.

Hitler built a time machine, found out Mitt Romney was secretly Jewish, and preformed the Holocaust to try to kill Romney's ancestors.

What's funny is that Romney is a baby boomer and a direct result of the Allies winning WWII.

So...

Hitler was supposed to be the hero all along?

Surely he could've used better means.

If only hitler succeeded.